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"PICKUP LINES SMS"
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
I'm good at math, U+I=69
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Greetings and salivations
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can I flirt with you?
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

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