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It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.
Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!
It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.
Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things.
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
Free your mind the rest will follow.
A beginning is a very delicate time.
Shit happens, life goes on!
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
All I ever wanted is what others have.
Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things
The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.
I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.
The present is just as mysterious as the future.
When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
Be yourself, there are enough other people.
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

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